Yeah. IDEK.

Title: The Life and Times of Yunho's Bambi
Author: Bell
Pairing: YunJae
Length: One-Shot
Rating: PG
Genre: Uber Fluff, Humor
Word Count: A little over 2,000

( “I doubt Yunho will take kindly to you murdering his daughter.” )

So I had a dream involving Yunho, Jae, and Changmin. They were filming for a Japanese variety show and their "mission" was to go into a hotel and knock on the door of some fan of theirs who was staying in one of the rooms. So Jaejoong went into the building, then in the elevator there was a voice on some intercom thing that said, "Go back and get Yunho. The girl said Yunho MUST be there when you answer the door!" And Jaejoong was like, "A Yunho fan?? =______="

So he went back to the other two and announced, "The girl wants No-Talent Yunho to be there too." (LOL) And Yunho puts on this forced smile for the camera, and Jae pats his back and is like, "J/K J/K"

asdffdsgfdGOD I EVEN DREAM YUNJAE. I bet I was laughing in my sleep. xDD

Weirdly enough, the dream ended with a van pulling up next to them, and Changmin leaping out of the way in time for two teens in Japanese schoolgirl outfits to run out, drag Yunho into the car, and speed off. o_O;;;

Just as a forewarning, this completely and utterly ridiculous.

( The first thing Yunho heard when he woke up that morning... )

So I was watching the above video of Joongie doing Junsu's whole number-counting gag and thought to myself, "Wow, Jaejoong acts like a total drunkard."

But then I remembered how Jaejoong supposedly has pretty high alcohol tolerance and I once read something about how Jae once hung out at a bar for a couple hours and came out still acting the way he normally does. And I was like HOW COULD THIS BE.

And that's when I realized: it's not that Jae is good at holding his liquor, but rather that Jae is intoxicated all the time. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.





....Yes. >_>;

New fic possibly coming sometime within the next few days. :D?

So today I wondered to myself, what if DBSK knew each other when they were kids? And if they did, what would one of their play dates be like?

And then I wrote this.

._.;;

( It was a beautiful afternoon. )